The machines.

pinball

Keith Elwin, 2021, and most of the floor will tell you it's the best modern table here. Bring the building down, run Tank multiball, chase the heat ray. Deep and mean. Worth the wait while someone else finishes their ball.

pinball

Rudy watches you. Pat Lawlor's 1990 talker, with the clock that decides when the night gets good. If you've never made Rudy angry, start here.

pinball

The best-selling pinball machine ever built, and the one regulars still queue for. Thing flips the ball out of a locked box, The Power pulls the playfield dark, and the Bookcase hides the good shots. 1992, and it hasn't aged. Mind the Swamp.

pinball

The one everyone asks for. Castle siege, trolls, and the catapult that ruins friendships. Restored and dialled in — the ramps are fast and the call-outs still land.

pinball

Stern's 2023 table, and it does not let up. Three Venoms to take down, a symbiote that keeps changing hosts, and Carnage multiball when the whole thing tips over. Flip fast or it's over quick. You'll lose the symbiote. That's fine.

pinball

Stern's 2015 run at the loudest band in pinball. Demon, Starchild, Catman, Spaceman, each with a shot to light. Load the ramps, bring the members on, hang on through the multiball. The backbox out-volumes the bar. Pick a member and play.

arcade

Two stools, one cabinet, decades of grudges. Lose six straight to your mate and call it a good Thursday. Original board, six-button layout, no save states.

arcade

1981, still undefeated. Let them capture your ship, win it back, fly two at once. The high score resets monthly and people take it personally.

pinball

Stern's 2003 Simpsons — couch multiball, the Itchy & Scratchy bash toy, the lot. Under maintenance while we sort a flipper; back on the floor shortly.

racing

Manual gearbox, force-feedback wheel, and a horn nobody can resist. Sega's 1993 cabinet, pedals intact. Daytonaaa — you know the one.

arcade

Midway's 1993 sequel, fatalities and all. Down for repair while we source a part. The status here flips to working the day it's back.